baymule
Garden Master
Well gall dang woman ... get off your duff ( Texas heat is no excuse) and pull up that sorry excuse of a garden, pile on 30 tons of horse manure ( everything is bigger in Texas) on it and get yourself a fair parcell of weaned pigs ( 3 dozen ain't enough especially in Texas) in there as all of us are just a hankerin for some mighty fine Texas pork BBQ dinner and enough for doggy bags.
Now THAT'S the Bob I know!!!