Somebody's having a Birthday!

digitS'

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Mary, To Wish You a Happy Birthday, I turned to that great American poet Henry Gibson. Let's see ...

The alligator is my pal.
He could be your pal, too.
He will if you'll just understand
That he's got feelings too.

The alligator is my friend.
He likes to wink and flirt.
I'd rather have him as my friend
Than wear him on my shirt.

The alligator ate my friend.
He can eat your friend too
If only you would understand
That he needs protein too.

He loves to play and swim about.
He never sings the blues.
You'd like him better as a friend
Than wearing him as shoes.

Alligator! Alligator! Alligator!
He could be your friend—
Could be your friend
Could be your friend
Too.


Well. That wasn't quite as I'd hoped it would be. Here's one that is not Henry Gibson but might be closer ...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet,
And, so are you.

:) Steve
 

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@digitS' I'm going to hijack this thread. I'm thinking of ordering seeds of Woodle Orange tomato from Baker Creek. I believe you grow it. What can you tell me about it? I'm looking for an orange one.

Mary
 

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