flowerbug
Garden Master
Unless you want someone digging a high-capacity well right next to you (and drying up your well) it might be best not to advertise.
water laws in so many places are really screwed up. that someone else can come in and put a well in that depletes your own wells is just wrong. if there are supposed to be property rights then those rights should stop with the boundary of the property, but of course that is really not possible with geology and aquifers.
not that this is on topic or funny in many ways other than perhaps being tragically funny.
*flies off the bridge into the aether* arrggggh! (MPythonish reference)