I have a young guy who works for me, no matter what pants he had on he was flashing. I really didn't know how to speak to him about it. I went out and bought him a very nice belt, didn't help. i stopped having him go out in front of clients, he would bend down to pick up their dog and half his butt would hang out. I had 2 woman groomers and was worried,1 was a sweet shy 20 year old the other a very outgoing 50 year old. One day I walked in the grooming room and they where both laughing, when i asked what they where laughing about, they said they play a game every day 1st to spot the crack!!! I was worried for nothing with them, they turned what could have been uncomfortable into a game.
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased
with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to
get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper hearing of the news posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the
story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much
grief and misery... even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
I agree ... but, being of a practical nature - I've been wondering about clothing wear ... as wearing out. Oh! This doesn't sound quite right, lol!
I suppose I could ask the 18 yo next door ... don't pants wear out quickly if worn like that? I've lost some weight. I get tears in the thighs (& elsewhere ) from kneeling and squatting. The cuffs get muddy and ragged ... Nobody wants to see me in spandex
... need something other than that morning cuppa tea ... to get my buzz on.
I suppose I'm lucky that I usually just get into the next room before remembering that I forgot why I was there. If I had to cross the busy road every time I forgot, I'd never have gotten past middle age.