Garden humor thread..

[bobm]

I taken out a few mailboxes, they are like deer, leap in front of you.

Too much firewater at merrymaking ?

 

[Carol Dee]

Thanks @Smart Red I am beginning to think I am too old for the job. My patience level in wearing thinner. I do try to get them to keep the volume down and hands to themselves ! Most do o.k. it is a select few that give me heartburn. (Then the rest want to follow the black sheep.)
That is right @Nyboy it just ran right behind me as I was backing out!

 

[Smart Red]

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. had Mr. in it;
Female had Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

MEN tal illness
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necoligist
AND...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HIS terectomy.
Notice how many of women's problems start with MEN?

 

[Smart Red]

Okay, I thought it was cute. I do not want to get into male bashing (or the reverse). I like males. Got one of my very own.

 

[Smart Red]

Just had to share this photo from FaceBook. What a great idea for a Halloween costume! Someone has a great imagination and building skills.

 

[journey11]

LOL, that's the best costume ever! Love it!

 

[Nyboy]

Ditto

 

[canesisters]

What is it, I can't see

 

[digitS']

Baby smiling in a red wagon surrounded by a well-made, size-appropriate Victor mouse trap.

I've got an idea that it would be even cuter if the baby was the cheese.



Steve
EDIT: advice from the home economist, "include your children when making snacks."

 

[thistlebloom]

Baby smiling in a red wagon surrounded by a well-made, size-appropriate Victor mouse trap.

I've got an idea that it would be even cuter if the baby was the cheese.



Steve
EDIT: advice from the home economist, "include your children when making snacks."

Ha! Yeah, but not be the snack Steve!