thistlebloom
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You also need to get them before they're yearlings.
Garden humor thread..
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Pulsegleaner
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Yeah wait too long and they get tough right down to the marrow
bobm
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If you hunted within the city limits and used a firearm ( as it is clearly shown in your bragging post ) Judge Roy Rean will be quite harsh in his sentensing.
Nyboy
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over size zucchini makes great chicken feed.
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Great to know, Nyboy! I'll post a sign out front to announce I am accepting over-sized zucchini.
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Red cut one in half and stand back
majorcatfish
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Typical Yankee Divorce Hearing
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."
The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but we can't seem to do anything about it."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."
The judge asked, "Is your husband a nagger?"
Exasperated she replied, "Oh, hell no, he is white just like you and me!"
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. He says he can't communicate with me."
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."
The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but we can't seem to do anything about it."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."
The judge asked, "Is your husband a nagger?"
Exasperated she replied, "Oh, hell no, he is white just like you and me!"
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. He says he can't communicate with me."
Carol Dee
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journey11
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Whoa, she sure shot him down! Enjoy!
majorcatfish
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for those of you that have been searching for the definitive truth over the years.... here it is...
