Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

@Smart Red and @baymule
I installed Husband 1.0 37 years ago and have slowly been finding problems in the program. Tears 6.2 and guilt 3.0 NEVER did work with this model. Lucky for me beer 6.1, NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and golf clubs 4.1 have never been an issue. I think I like my older model and will stay with it.

 

[Smart Red]

@baymule, we've gone 44 years interfacing nearly flawlessly. Like you, tears and guilt were worthless and quickly deleted. Beer, NBA, NFL, Golf, are not needed upgrades. We both love to garden, work in the yard together, and work on rehabbing properties together.

I agree, newer models are not built to work like the older ones. Quality, honor, and commitment are applications that are hard to come by and usually full of bugs.

 

[canesisters]

I am SOOO going to try this with hen & chicks!

 

[baymule]

Those are too cute! Pets that don't run off or poop in the yard!

 

[Carol Dee]

I am SOOO going to try this with hen & chicks!
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I love hedgehogs, So I think it is pretty cute.

 

[baymule]

The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December... Wife: "Windows frozen." Husband: "Pour some warm water over them." Wife: "Computer completely messed up now."

A piece of string walks into a cafe. The attendant says they won't serve him... he's a string. The string goes out, and ties himself. The string walks back in. The Attendant says "Didn't I tell you I would not serve a piece of string?" The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot"

A little kid opens a box of Animal Crackers. The mom leaves him alone in the kitchen for a couple of minutes and then returns to see a giant pile of crackers on the kitchen table. She asks "What are you doing?" The little kid responds "The box said 'do not eat if seal is broken'. I am looking for the seal."

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale? A: A Northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairy tale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!


The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.


A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

A 4 year old’s prayer: “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

 

[seedcorn]

 

[canesisters]

This isn't 'garden' but it cracked me up.

I saw this at church yesterday and suddenly things were SO much clearer!
I thought I was getting fat and old, but it turns out that.....

The mirror is out of order!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Collector]

The voices in my head may not be real but they have some good ideas. Lol

 

[Carol Dee]

This isn't 'garden' but it cracked me up.

I saw this at church yesterday and suddenly things were SO much clearer!
I thought I was getting fat and old, but it turns out that.....
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The mirror is out of order!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good One Cane, I can only assume then that my mirror is also out of order!