baymule
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AAAAANNNNDDDDDD don't forget the bathroom WEIGHT SCALES!!!
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Nyboy
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one day I was in my yard, when there was sound of breaking glass from house next door. When I looked over the bathroom window was broken and a scale was on the ground under window. Talk about bad mood from diet.
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I have an easy way to keep the mirror my friend. We have a 4 light bar over the vanity, and as of now 2 of the bulbs have burned out. Dh asked me when I was going to pick up more bulbs and I said probably never. When the other two burn out I'll use a candle, and then I'll REALLY be lookin' good!
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Thistle I agree everybody looks better in candle light.
so lucky
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I look so much better with my glasses off.
Carol Dee
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A mirror and scales that are out of order, candlelight and no glasses. Might just do the trick for me. 
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Good Exercise
I came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on. The article suggested doing it three days a week. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room on each side.
With a five pound potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold the position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to a 10 lb. potato sack. Then 50 lb. potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100 lb. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
I came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on. The article suggested doing it three days a week. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room on each side.
With a five pound potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold the position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to a 10 lb. potato sack. Then 50 lb. potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100 lb. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
ninnymary
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That's a good one britesea! Ha
Mary
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baymule
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Last year, I replaced, like, all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I, like, got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still hadn't, like, paid for them. OMG!
Hellloooo,............ Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm, like, automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would, like,
pay for themselves in a year.
Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're, like, paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
Today, I, like, got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still hadn't, like, paid for them. OMG!
Hellloooo,............ Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm, like, automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would, like,
pay for themselves in a year.
Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're, like, paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
canesisters
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