Garden humor thread..

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MontyJ said:
I might get in trouble for this but, what the heck. These are carrots I pulled just this morning and they answer the question of "Where do baby carrots come from?"

click here

Kind of adds a whole new meaning to garden porn huh? Dew asked me what I was teaching those veggies out there :lol:

Edited to make it a link...Ridge is right, it's a family site.
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I've pulled some of them myself. =b
 

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WHY do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

WHY do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

WHY do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

WHY don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

WHY is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

WHY don't sheep shrink when it rains but our sweaters do?

WHY are they called apartments when they are all stuck together

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

WHY are storms with male names called hurricanes and not HIMicanes?
 

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Phonics at work?
 
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