Garden humor thread..

[hoodat]

A Sunday school teacher asked Johnny, "Do you know where Jesus is?"
Sure, he answered, "He's in the bathroom with my sister".
"What in he world gave you that idea?"
"Well, every morning my daddy gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and hollers, Jesus Christ are you still in there?"

 

[digitS']

 

[thistlebloom]

 

[flowerbug]

Some question never heard from a man: "Can you give me directions to where that sign is at?"

 

[hoodat]

Some question never heard from a man: "Can you give me directions to where that sign is at?"

Sure thing. Just go straight ahead and then turn left where they tore down the big red barn that used to be there.

 

[Carol Dee]

Sure thing. Just go straight ahead and then turn left where they tore down the big red barn that used to be there.

Those are my kinds of Directions @hoodat

 

[Cosmo spring garden]

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Lol!

 

[seedcorn]

Those are my kinds of Directions @hoodat

So many farmers will say go to “old farmers name” field. They’ve been dead longer than I’ve been here......or they’ll say where so & so lived-yes 30 years ago.....

 

[thistlebloom]

I laughed at this and showed it to my husband.
He said what they didn't tell you was that it was their wife's stubbornness that was killing them.
I said not all men were married.
He said yeah, they're the only survivors.

 

[Carol Dee]

So many farmers will say go to “old farmers name” field. They’ve been dead longer than I’ve been here......or they’ll say where so & so lived-yes 30 years ago.....

Those are directions I
can still usually follow Better than east or west you could say I am directionally challenged.