Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

Difference between plants and weeds.

''If you plant it with loving care, fertilize it properly, water it every day and nurture it in every way but it still dies, it's a plant.

''If you pull it up by the roots and it grows back anyway, it's a weed.''

 

[Carol Dee]

Difference between plants and weeds.

''If you plant it with loving care, fertilize it properly, water it every day and nurture it in every way but it still dies, it's a plant.

''If you pull it up by the roots and it grows back anyway, it's a weed.''

The TRUTH !!!

 

[hoodat]

this would be funnier if i remembered why i was laughing...

Do you believe in the hereafter?
Of course. Just this morning I walked into the kitchen and asked my self, "What am I here after?"

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[flowerbug]

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a freshly washed car might as well have a target painted on it there!

 

[flowerbug]

Do you believe in the hereafter?
Of course. Just this morning I walked into the kitchen and asked my self, "What am I here after?"

i believe! having done that for the past umpteen years and surely will into the future...

 

[catjac1975]

i believe! having done that for the past umpteen years and surely will into the future...

But, if you go back to where you started and walk back into the room it will usually come back to you.

 

[flowerbug]

But, if you go back to where you started and walk back into the room it will usually come back to you.

it's a small house, 2 of the 5 rooms are tiny bathrooms/utility room and the rest is either this room, Mom's room or the kitchen/living room.

right now i have crickets singing along to my music in my room here...

 

[hoodat]

Crickets always sound like they're tuning up but they never seem to get to the performance.

 

[Zeedman]

Do you believe in the hereafter?
Of course. Just this morning I walked into the kitchen and asked my self, "What am I here after?"

But, if you go back to where you started and walk back into the room it will usually come back to you.

I get like that when shopping. Once I get in the car & pull out of the parking lot, I usually remember what I forgot. Or... remember when I get home, and walk into that "memory room". Which of course necessitates a second trip.

Hey, maybe that's where the memory goes when you get older... all those years of