I Hate Collectibles

[baymule]

Yeah, out here in Cluckerville, we have a line out on the road, of people waiting to come eat in the Doublewide Diva Café. And they particularly want to use those speckedly chicken ceramic salt and pepper shakers with their Bounty paper towel rolled up all fancy like and stuck through that hole in the middle of t'other fancified little chicken thingies. Only the reserved table gets the chicken basket in the middle of the table for a centerpiece. A centerpiece is so you don't have to look at or talk to the person settin' opposite of you, cuz ya' cain't see around the durn thang. People pay extra to carve off a chunk of butter that that hen is settin' on-cuz it keeps the flies off. We ain't got anybody high-falutin' enough to know what that itty bitty hen on a nest is either, too little for toothpicks, don't hold enough sugar.......

 

[thistlebloom]

Haha!
I use that brand of lineny napkins too! But I don't have any fancy napkin rings to stuff them in....

Oh, that's not a hint that I need any either Bay!

 

[canesisters]

I think they are ADORABLE!!!!

 

[bobm]

I think they are ADORABLE!!!!

SOLD !

 

[Nyboy]

Doublewide diva would be a good screen name for when your in chat rooms that are questionable, not that I would know any.

 

[ninnymary]

That sure is a lot of chickens Bay. That's a hard one to get out of. Now you're stuck with them.

Mary

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

it's a different type of chicken math going on in TX!

 

[ninnymary]

Yep, everythings bigger in Texas.

Mary

 

[Smiles Jr.]

You guys crack me up!!! I agree that collectibles have no place in our home either. We call it clutter.

 

[baymule]

I think they are ADORABLE!!!!

As soon as it is feasible you just might be their proud owner! I wonder how long I'll have to keep them.....

it's a different type of chicken math going on in TX!

Gosh I hope there isn't a sneaky little napkin ring rooster in the bunch!